
Hello, my name is Sir Lancelot and yes in fact I am a Lover, an undisputed champion
Fighter and of course a killer Redhead. My human Ladybutterfli saved me from the gallows
and has given me a wonderful life. I have flown* cross country seated beside her in first
class while she sipped on a fine Bordeaux and I slept in my pet carrier. I still haven't
been able to get her to invest in the Louis Vuitton pet carrier, after all she has one for
all her stupid human girl things Ð plus I hear they are very roomy with a view and
comfortable too. I have taken the Amtrak to numerous cities to explore and shop with my
human. Traveled on the notorious L-train in Chicago as well as trek cross country from
California to Detroit in a 1999 Saturn-what an adventure. We visited sites like the Grand
Canyon, Red Rock Observatory and the great Meteor Crater in Arizona. The world was my
litter box and I still got to eat my Fancy Feast favorites on the road. My idols are
Garfield (he's a redhead too!) and the twins Si and Am from "Lady and the Tramp" and I
just get all fuzzy over Duchess from the "Aristocats" she is too purrfect. My hobbies
include yoga, gymnastics, singing out of tune and napping in sunny window spots - I am so
past chasing my tail. I dine strictly on seafood unless of course there are mice in the
neighborhood Ð then its fresh meat. I like birds but I won't eat them-too tangy. I just
like bringing them into the house to sing and play with and scare the shit out of, but my
human doesn't think that's as fun as I do. So, I spend most of my days writing my memoirs
and napping now.
*(Since the 9/11 attacks there is only one airline that allows your pets to actually board
the plane with you today and that is American Air and it is quite costly. Also pets are no
longer permitted to board trains or buses unless they are a guide animal and accompanied
with the proper paperwork)
- Owner: LadyButterfli

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