Self-Description: Well, my best friend tells me that I am the most sarcastic person he has
ever met. I have never seen a half full glass. I am also gifted with the
ability to insult a person without them realizing it. (And as you can probably
see already, I wouldn't know humility if it bit me in the rear end.) I am
somewhat of a perfectionist, but I couldn't care less about typos or
capitalization. Paradoxically, I love to read and write. I also enjoy
painting. Abstracts in acrylic are my specialty.
I am addicted to sunflower seeds, the Internet, and Anne McCaffrey novels. I
don't care much for television. I think that the sun has a personal vendetta
against me, and every time I find a good sunscreen, they stop selling it around
here. I will freely admit to using spellchecker while writing this, but I swear
I never picked up a dictionary.
Interests: Ooooh! Multiple! Let's see here. I am seriously into volunteer
work at the Equine therapy center up the road from where I live. While I am
there I work with deaf, blind, and multi-handicapped children from the state
institute for the deaf and blind and the Hellen Keller School; I also care for
the horses, and keep the arena, barn and grounds clean. I know a good bit of
sign language now. I love to go horseback riding, and I am planning to take an
equine science minor when I get to college in September. I collect Barbie
Dolls. I love candles, and thanks to my younger brother and dog, I have become
a pro in the area of removing candle wax from the carpets. I also enjoy playing
email role-playing games.
More: I reply to almost everything with sarcasm, so if I offend you, say so and
I'll try to straighten it out and apologize. Also, try not to mention
death to me, because either I will fall to pieces, of start in on a long-winded
tragedy that could rival mister Shakespeare. If you can recommend any good
sunscreens lemme know. I am getting desperate.
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